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So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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