walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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