Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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