I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I had to cum in my sink.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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