Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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