You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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No subtext here. People are naked.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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