coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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