no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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