Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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