I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
