I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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