What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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