So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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