Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Boobs are out for the taking
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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