her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...