At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?