People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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