why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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