I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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