Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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