do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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