I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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