ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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