I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
are you so shy because you have an std?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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