We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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