I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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