i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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