hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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