We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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