Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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