Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Operation Purity has been aborted
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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