good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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