sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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