normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Go christen that room with your naked body.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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