I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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