Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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