So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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