i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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