kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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