Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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