It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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