Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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