I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Screwed.edu
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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