so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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