No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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