OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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