idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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