I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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