Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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