Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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