we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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