He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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