she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Terrible idea I love it
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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