that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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