I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Panties = found
Randomize
